Taken from the proest Liverpool blog
Theres only 1 way Fat Frank can score, through deflections. No kidding ppl.
So, how many goals did Lamps scored through deflections alreday? Yesterday, he scored another against Man City and you have to wonder why on earth didn't he score during the World Cup despite having a grand total of 24 shots on goal. Let me teach you how to 'stop' Frank Lampard:
Tip #1: Don't EVEN mark him. He'll disappear himself.
Tip #2: If you see he's about to pull the trigger, GET OUT OF THE WAY! He'll most likely smack it against you body.
Tip #3: Offer him some pies.
Ok enough of jokes. Liverpool is playing Macca Haifa in Dynamo Kiev now and im trying to watch the match with Pinkybubbles. Sian she told me about TvAnts. Its a good program man! Can watch anything. MTV!AXN!Eurosports!Some China sports! Goal Tv! Ya have alot. And its free. Sadly i have all the channels well almost all the SCV channels and none of them have the Liverpool match.
I was also hearing from koptalk.com 's commentary. Ok it sucks but better then nothing right? Haha and Maccabi actually scored. Just that it was disallowed. Wa lao im so scared la because MAccabi scored an away goal in Anfield. So 1-0 win at Dynamo Kiev will make them beat Liverpool T_T
Rafael Benitez had to withstand a tortuous trip to the Ukraine on Monday before walking straight into an astonishing assault on Liverpool's motives and character ahead of Tuesday's Champions League showdown against Maccabi Haifa.
Liverpool's flight from John Lennon airport was delayed for 90 minutes due to mechanical problems before they were forced to wait for another 90 minutes at Kiev airport to get their baggage because their plane 'had been parked in the wrong place'.
Eventually the charter plane was moved to the correct place to allow the baggage to be unloaded but not before there had been further delays over Chile international Mark Gonzalez's visa, while Peter Crouch was unable to produce his passport because it was stuck in the hold while the baggage row continued.
Both players eventually continued their journey to the city centre with their team-mates before embarking on a delayed training session.
Now, this is what I call a nightmare. We'll be playing against Haifa away at a neutral ground over at Ukraine, holding on to a slender 2-1 lead over the Israelian side. But Liverpool will of course face some problem and to be honest, I've a bad feeling about this game. It all points to us screwing it up, but I shall be optimistic and keep things in perspective.
Of course the thing that concerns me most is Jamie Carragher and John Arne Riise will NOT be fit for this game. The duo are the lynchpin in our defence and we'll sorely miss them. So Daniel Agger and Fabio Aurelio will most likely deputise them.
Let's cross our fingers and hope we don't screw this game up. Losing a place in the Champions League is not an option for Liverpool, you know. Come on Reds, bounce back from that disappointing draw against Sheffield Utd. and start firing now.
We really, really CAN'T afford to lose this game. I can't imagine really, I can't....
