20/1, 2000 : Had dinner with the guys after soccer. A red-cheeked boy who had been punished by the Sun earlier decided to treat himself to $1 of otah.
20/1, 2200: Red-cheeked boy heads to the toilet for the first of many times as he senses waves of discomfort in his tummy.
21/1, 0100: Boy who now can be mistaken as drunk decides to sleep through the night with pulsating stomachaches.
21/1, 0600: Red turned green boy heads to the toilet before leaving house for work. Perhaps he also finished a toilet roll in the process.
21/1, 1700: Diarrhoea boy's life resumes half a day of normality before Mr. Stomachache strikes again for the umpteenth time.
21/1, 1800: Yet another toilet trip for the poor boy, now frustrated by all the trips to the lavatory.
21/1, 2230: Upon coming online, glad that he is supposedly free from any more trips to the emergency room, his stomach sounds the horn with a few gurgles and his legs takes him to the loo the very next minute.
22/1, 0130: With his last bit of strength, the frail and handsome and talented and smart and charismatic and cheerful boy with a bright future ahead of him (hahaha) crawls to his keyboard and keys in this post with almost no life inside him.
Name: Jun He, Torres
Age: Okay i am sixteen, happy? :D
D.O.B: 1 December 1992
Location: Singapore
School: Mayflower Primary Anderson Secondary 1/4, 2/4, 3/6. 4/6 Saint Andrew's Junior College!
Interests: Football
Likes: Torres! Gerrard and hawt babes :D
Hates: Twits, Mancs.
Wants: A friend like you!
